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Happy Halloween!

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Here are some halloween funnies!

Why can’t the boy ghost make babies?

Because he has a hallow-weenie!!
 

Happy Halloween!

 

Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?

Because a demon is a ghouls best friend!

 

Why did the ghost go into the bar?

For the boos!

 

Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party?

Because he had no body to dance with!

 

 

Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep?

Because of his coffin!