I have a pair of pants that I absolutely love except for the fact that they stretch out as I wear them.  Since I’m not as timely as I should be with getting them to the cleaners, the pants start to create a fashion delimma.  Basically, they make me look like I have an enormous outty belly button or a small penis.  My coworker, Linda, can confirm this. 

Tiny penis or large belly button??

So, in order to avoid this, I came up with a brilliant idea of using one of my bandeau bras to work as a minimizer on my pants.