Monthly Archives: September 2011

Dogs before kids?

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This morning Jacob and I went to see our friends’ toddler play soccer.  I was amazed at how many four year old girls, with their cute pig tails and bows and fashionable jerseys, were there.  The game starts and the coaches and parents tell their little soccer players what to do.  “Get the ball, go get it!   Good girl!”  Another ball drops and the kids go sprinting towards it to see who gets there first.  “Good girl!  Go get that ball!”  A girl makes a goal!  “Alright!  Good job!  Now bring the ball here!”  A whistle blows after ten minutes of play time.  “Halftime!  Let’s get treats!!”  The girls run to the bench to get their oranges and peaches…you know, to avoid cramps.  After just fifteen minutes of watching this, I tell our friends that the coaches and parents talk to the kids like dogs.  I mean really!  After raising our two dogs to fetch and play with their toys, I could teach a four year old how to play soccer.

We got home from the soccer fields and I gave the dogs a bath, let them outside to play frisbee, gave them treats, and now they’re napping.  See!  Easy as pie.

The moral of this story: every couple should raise a dog or two before raising kids.

 

Thanks to Lisa and Jason Ruley for inviting us to share in their memories.

Go Team!

And the firsts…

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So yesterday I had a ton of new firsts in my life.  I started my first blog and wrote my first entry, I played my first fantasy football game in my first fantasy football league, and I got my first body scan at the airport.  With all the travelling I do, it’s surprising that I haven’t been scanned before but luckily, I don’t fly to airports that have scanners. Another first? You stand in the scanner and put your hands, fingers pointed upward and out, on top of your head.  It could be your impersonation of a moose or practicing your “nanny-nanny-boo-boo” wave.  After it was over I didn’t feel as violated as I thought but I didn’t see the picture of me.  It’s probably for the best.  I considered asking for a copy of the scan.  I could make it my new blog picture!!

Fantasy? It’s real to me!

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Who would have thought that I would be playing Fantasy Football?  My husband doesn’t even play. The league of lovely ladies, some very football savy, some…not so much, are fantastic and I’m looking to make new friends in this venture.  But on to the most important part…Tonight I got 10 points for the Greenbay Defense!  I thought I was a winner and was so excited until I saw that the top two ladies have 28 points.  Can we start over?  HA!

Bring on Sunday!  I’m ready to win!